Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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