I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I have demons in me.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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