I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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