you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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