I wanna bring you to show and tell
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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