super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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