I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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