i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
