I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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