Don't you send me to vm
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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