at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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