Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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