No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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