we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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