Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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