More tranny stories later!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
