why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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