Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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