My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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