WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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