shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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