i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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