there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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