this must be what syphilis tastes like
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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