dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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