Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Your topless pictures make me question reality
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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