do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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