i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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