Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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