He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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