in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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