I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Randomize
