those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
