I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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