I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Enjoy the penises
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
