My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
