is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i will never coherently bang her
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
