her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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