I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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