is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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