do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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