You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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