is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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