I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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