it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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