It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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