Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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