i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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