ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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