love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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