lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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